Chuck Liddell Will Kick Your Ass

And he just might do it wearing pink toenail polish. So says a profile of the ultimate fighting champ and super badass in the latest ESPN the Mag.

The article also covers one of Liddell's other hobbies... dancing:

"I love dancing," he says, his hips ticking back and forth with fluidity. "I'll dance anywhere, anytime. People think I'm wasted, but I'm not. I'm just enjoying
myself."

Now forgive me for sounding like a puss, but I'm actually even more scared of this guy right now. Really, anyone who colors their toenails pink and dances around like they're wasted scares the hell out of me. That probably explains why I've been so unlucky out at the bars lately.

But if I saw this guy coming at me in a bar, I'd make fun of his pink toenails and then run... really fucking fast.