So the rich little heiress is getting sent to jail, and boy people just couldn't be happier. I guess it serves her right, since she drives drunk, abuses drugs and makes shitty sex tapes. Just think, that racist blond stuck behind bars with a bunch of criminals that want to violate her and kill her, not necessarily in that order.
I smell reality show!
Seriously, put her in a cell with one of the biggest, baddest, killers - ya know, the one with all the tattoos and and poster of Mr. T that she kisses every night before going to bed. Then put cameras all over the compound, especially in the shower. There's no need for a script, or any real production crew even. Just air an hour of unedited raw footage of Paris getting taunted, harassed and whatever else happens.
The season can end with Hilton curled up in a little ball in the corner of her cell cursing the day she ever wished she was famous.
Am I just being mean...?
Aww, fuck it, she's a bitch.
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Sending her to prison for what she did is a clear signal that your ass can keep you out of prison - though i'm sure it will keep most the prison in her. In other words, we are all equal before the law.
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