June 26, 2007

Did ya miss me?

So after a long vacation filled with loose slot machines and looser sluts*, it's time to get this crappy internet page up and going again. Let's call those first 6 posts a "soft opening," and now we'll get to the mega-spectacular-punch-your-buddy-in-the-crotch-fists-of-rock grand opening.

Unfortunately, there's nothing really to talk about right now. Unless you want to hear my thoughts about the pro wrestler who police believe went ape-shit and killed his wife and son before hanging himself.

Wow, seeing that typed out really makes me want to watch a 3-hour tribute dedicated to the guy. Way to be, USA Network.


*For legal purposes, "loose slots and looser sluts" should be interpreted to mean internet blackjack and 1980's porn movies stolen from the sale rack at West Coast Video.

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